Dual....:-)
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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