why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Randomize