so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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