i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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