What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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