Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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