those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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