how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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