Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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