Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Damn victory sex feels great
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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