So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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