you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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