I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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