let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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