When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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