im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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