I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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