I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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