Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
