READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Randomize