Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize
