so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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