operation harelip BJ is a go
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I understand Curling. That high.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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