3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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