I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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