was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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