I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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