Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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