My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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