thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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