He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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