did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
is wine microwaveable?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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