my vag is so smooth its legendary
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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