so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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