508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
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