fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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