if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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