You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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