but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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