Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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