i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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