Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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