She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
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Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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