What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
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go home
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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