Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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