I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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