she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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