"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
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