There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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