He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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