We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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