dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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