whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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