fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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