Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
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