i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Randomize
